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  2. the-dead-wolf-girl:

    ask-the-rebellion:

    stormbringer15:

    noahthegardevoir:

    maine makes lobsters 

    kansas makes tornadoes

    Florida makes oranges

    Georgia makes peaches :3

    Connecticut make insurance and pretentious people. wee.

    (Source: genopp, via welcome-to-hells-mosh-pit)

     
  3.  

  4. waltgifs:

    werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

    Reasons not to go outside:

    1. Ruffians
    2. Thugs
    3. Poison ivy
    4. Quick sand
    5. Cannibals
    6. Snakes
    7. The plague
    8. Large bugs
    9. Men with pointy teeth
    10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

    image

    outside is also where the civil war was fought

    (via xxcrossarrowxx)

     

  5. maplesyra said: Pastime, Similar, and Different

    sgtblaino:

    thoughyououghttoknow:

    sgtblaino:

    thoughyououghttoknow:

    sgtblaino:

    Pastime, Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered:

    1. Someone walking in on me dancing/singing/etc

    2. #1, but in my boxers (they go hand in hand pretty well)

    3. Idk, I guess that I usually eat before going to bed? Cause I know that isn’t good to do but oh well lD

    Similar, Three members of the same sex I find attractive:

    1. Rhys

    2. Chai

    3. Nick (friend irl)

    Different, Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive:

    1. Kayla (friend irl)

    2. Amber

    3. Puppy

    I KNOW YOUR SECRETS BLAINE, AND I’M GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH THE WHOLE OF ETERNITYimage

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

    YOU WERE MISTAKEN WE HAVE NOTHING BECAUSE WE ARE BORN FROM NOTHING AND WE WILL DIE WITH NOTHING IM NOT A MONSTER IM JUST AHEAD OF THE CURVEimage

    OH YEAH WELL HERE’S A PICTURE OF STEVEN COLBERT RIDING APPLEJACK

    image

    YOUR FEELINGS DECEIVE YOU AND AND YOUR THOUGHTS BETRAY YOU FOOL. YOUR SILLY JPEG IS NO MATCH FOR MY FOLDER OF RIDICULOUS IMAGES. SURRENDER NOW AND ACCEPT YOU FATE AS BIGGEST CASUAL ON THE WEBBERNET

     

  6. maplesyra said: Pastime, Similar, and Different

    sgtblaino:

    thoughyououghttoknow:

    sgtblaino:

    Pastime, Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered:

    1. Someone walking in on me dancing/singing/etc

    2. #1, but in my boxers (they go hand in hand pretty well)

    3. Idk, I guess that I usually eat before going to bed? Cause I know that isn’t good to do but oh well lD

    Similar, Three members of the same sex I find attractive:

    1. Rhys

    2. Chai

    3. Nick (friend irl)

    Different, Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive:

    1. Kayla (friend irl)

    2. Amber

    3. Puppy

    I KNOW YOUR SECRETS BLAINE, AND I’M GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH THE WHOLE OF ETERNITYimage

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

    YOU WERE MISTAKEN WE HAVE NOTHING BECAUSE WE ARE BORN FROM NOTHING AND WE WILL DIE WITH NOTHING IM NOT A MONSTER IM JUST AHEAD OF THE CURVE

     
  7. no, i am not dead, i jsut havent posted on tumblr in a while

     

  8. maplesyra said: Pastime, Similar, and Different

    sgtblaino:

    Pastime, Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered:

    1. Someone walking in on me dancing/singing/etc

    2. #1, but in my boxers (they go hand in hand pretty well)

    3. Idk, I guess that I usually eat before going to bed? Cause I know that isn’t good to do but oh well lD

    Similar, Three members of the same sex I find attractive:

    1. Rhys

    2. Chai

    3. Nick (friend irl)

    Different, Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive:

    1. Kayla (friend irl)

    2. Amber

    3. Puppy

    I KNOW YOUR SECRETS BLAINE, AND I’M GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH THE WHOLE OF ETERNITY

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

     

  9. simonjadis:

    diabolicaldorothy:

    bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

    DO YOU SEE

    image

    my  little pony does that

    (Source: divinedorothy, via lenbani)

     
  10. consultingsonic:

    charlie-in-a-beanie:

    fake-smiles-and-shattered-hearts:

    parawhoredan:

    myreasonstofangirl:

    the-mind-of-jo:

    hazfuckedlou:

    sourpatchss:

    homesweetreblogs:

    i am in physical pain

    The lemonade one is getting me so mad

    no post has ever made as angry as this one does

    THE SPRINKLE

    I lost it at the sprinkle

    I need to lie down for a second

    GOD STOP

    No.

    Jesus did not die for these sins

    (via lucifersthirdhorn)

     
  11. gaila:

    I never noticed the Daiso before. I am going to lose it.

    That is just too perfect.

    (Source: cherries-jubilee, via evidently-unaware)

     
  12. richardcreech:

    MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

    (via cthulhuslibrarycard)

     
  13. (Source: zerojanitor, via sporkofwisdom)

     
  14. makochantachibanana:

    miokosan:

    every day after school

    "hey honey how was school today?"

    (Source: virrals, via super-dash-attack)

     
  15. zellkabellk:

    owlturdcomix:

    But you can’t hide.

    #*plays music louder*

    (via themetalcorefan)